When our wives get too fat we stop wanting it... from them.
Yes. I love it! In fact, I'm eating some beef enchiladas right now.
Thank God I just turned 18
Yep! I’ll be that 100 year old with the long silver ponytail, running at 3 in the morning and painting pictures nobody wants. 🌸
I woke up in my backyard once LOL what about you?
Guarding us from evil. One of them falls asleep next to me and sometimes I wake up with a different one in the same place.
I just had heart surgery and it's snowing like a bytch here right now. I have no idea how I'm getting out of my driveway unless a neighbor cleans out my driveway.
Mine is actually a cocktail known as the "Kermit".
It is very green, hence the name.
When I was growing up, I learned how to make this cocktail from the ingredients sitting in my dad's cocktail bar, so it has an historical significance for me.
1/2 ounce Bacardi white rum
at 8 AM.
Tango and cash